As we know, we have a very tough match next week against German giants Bayern Munich. I know most of you think we have no or very little chance, especially because of our lack of signings and injuries. But don’t worry; I have come up with some tactics, strategies, plans whatever you want to call it. If Arsenal applies them, I assure you, we will beat them.
- Make Podoslki and Mertesacker shout ‘PASS’ in German during the game constantly so that Bayern players gets confused and passes the ball to us.
- Try and convince our players that Ribery is infact a human being.
- Whenever Robben gets the ball, immediately send 10 players after him, surround him. He has a disease call ‘Pancer’. People who suffer from Pancer are unable to pass so we should take advantage of that.
- Pray
- Make sure we don’t goto penalties. We only have two Germans starters in our side. They have many.
- Don’t play Santos.
On a serious note, Bayern has knocked us out twice before in the Champions League. (Once in 2000/01 and later in 2004/05). You could say that the Arsenal team then was a lot better than the Arsenal team now but we still lost then. I’ll be honest with you. Our chances are very slim, slimmer than Christian Bale on ‘The Machinist’ but this is football and anything can happen. We might not be able to beat them but I sure hope that we give them one hell of a fight. Come on Arsenal.
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